I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
Alive.
So much puke
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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