Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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