I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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