looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
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I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
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So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
You are in my phone as "Thigh Gap" and you apparently work for "DO NOT DRUNK TEXT, INC." That is why I called you six times last night. So unless you take a second job at "NO DRUNK DIALING LLC" expect more. PS I am sober so this is legit.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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