He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
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Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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