Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
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ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
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Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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