Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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