I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
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My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
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New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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