I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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