Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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