I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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