Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
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You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
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You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
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