I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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