i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Send help, water and tortillas.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
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