this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
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I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
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She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
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I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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