You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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