So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
