Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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