So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
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The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I'm just crazy horny about you
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
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I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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