Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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