Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
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I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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