so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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