I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
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