Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
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susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
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Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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