Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
My cat gives me a boner
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
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