he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
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I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
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This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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