found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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