i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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