but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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