if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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