i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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