So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
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I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
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If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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