She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
tell me about the eggs
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