So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Randomize
