who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
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