you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
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All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
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Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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