it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
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Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
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he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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