Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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