She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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