so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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