I want to stick my p in your. b.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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