If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
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My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
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Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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