Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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