Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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