we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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