Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
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As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
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Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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