Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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