Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I am puke
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
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she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
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Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Drunk is not a location!
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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