I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Randomize
