I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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