They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
The power of my boobs compel you
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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