I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
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So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
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I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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