Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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