There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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