I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
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Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
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I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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