How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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