Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
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