Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
You can't special order awesome
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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